whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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