literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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