ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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