Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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