You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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