Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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