Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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