I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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