it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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