Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
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