i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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