Define "chronic" masturbator.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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