oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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