she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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