But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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