pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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