i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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