I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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