It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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