david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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