bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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