if only i could text you this smell
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
my poor anus
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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