am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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