It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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