is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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