Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So here I am, sexting at work.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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