I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
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I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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