Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
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I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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