it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
