I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
