The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I looked at my own cervix.
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you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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