why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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