3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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