Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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