I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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