have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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