It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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