Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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