yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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