I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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