I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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