Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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