do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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