Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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