At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I need to stop coming to work sober
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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