Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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