drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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