Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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