What did we do last night that was yellow?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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