Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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