And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Maybe he injected his testicle?
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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