btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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