You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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