so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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