I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize