How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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