Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
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